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How to benefit from President Trump

While some (almost everybody) may be frustrated with the Trump Presidency there still is some ways that is beneficial to you. Don't believe? OK.

1. Forget ISIS

A year before Trump began his tweet attacks as POTUS, life was preety easy for ISIS and the media gave them the attention they wanted. However it has been a while now and they have gone to the background. Looks like there is nothing to worry now. Or is it?

2.  Become a twitter journalist.

Since Mr.Trump is a Twitter President you can now read all the official presidential thoughts right in your phone. Hurray!! Its time to retweet it and be famous overnight. Become a journalist in twitter.


3. Comic relief

If you hate him so much, make sure you direct your frustration in stand-up comedy. Even if it turns out to be a bad joke, people will surely agree with you. 
#MAGA #FakeNews #Badjoke


4. Suspense suspense...... suspense

So much to know about the Russia investigation, you can wake up every morning to find a new twist to the story, new characters being condemned... Its just like Game of Thrones but more Orangy. 
#OrangeIsTheNewNightKing


5. Get ready for bankruptcy, America.

Given the track record the world is wishing luck to the Americans. Take it as a bet at the TajMahal Casino. You know what I mean. 


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